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1. Why do the French Call their Fighter the *Mirage*?
Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*?
A: Because it doesn’t really exist.
2. What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
3. How can you identify a French Infantryman?
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
4. Why do French Tanks have 6 Reverse Gears
Q. Why do French tanks have 6 reverse gears and only one forward gear?
A. They rarely get attacked from behind.
5. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. Their army.
6. A French Guest
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper.
“Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge.
7. French Government Raises their Terror Alert Status
In response to the recent terror attacks in Spain, the French government have raised their terror alert status from ?Run? to ?Hide?.
If attacks continue on the continent they may be forced to further increase the alert to ?Surrender?, or even as high as ?Collaborate?.
8. How many French Soldiers Does it Take to Defend
Q. How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
A. Don’t know, it’s never been tried.
9. What do You Call a Man who Only Needs Body Armour
Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armour on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac
10. Why is it that we have to speak English
An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.
The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked: “Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: “Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you would not have to speak German.”
The group became silent.