Comedy Chicken Jokes for Kids and Children

{YBA} Famous and funny jokes about chicken are most favorite of children and students. There is big collection of  jokes about chicken. We are sharing to others  Chicken Jokes and  Jokes about Chicken,

1. Why Did the Roman Chicken Cross the Road?

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

2. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

3. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Halfway?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

4. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road Twice?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

5. Why Did the Chicken Run Across the Road?

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?

A: There was a car coming.

6. Why did the Chicken Cross the Beach?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

7. Why did the Rubber Chicken Cross the Road?

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

8. Why did the Chicken Cross the Playground?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

9. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the bassoon recital.

10. Why did the Blond Bake a Chicken

Q: Why did the blond bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?

A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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