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{YBA} Chemistry Jokes and Jokes about Chemistry, all jokes about physical chemistry jokes posted for kids and children. Some best chemistry jokes and some are comedy chemistry jokes are posted.

1. Where Does One Put the Dishes?

Q. Where does one put the dishes?

A. In the Zinc.

2. What is the Chemical Formula for Water?

Little Johnny’s teacher asks, What is the chemical formula for water?

Little Johnny replies, HIJKLMNO,

The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?

Little Johnny replies, Yesterday you said it was H to O.

3. Sodium Fell in Love with a Bunsen Burner

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you,  the sodium pined.

It’s just a phase you’re going through”, replied the Bunsen burner.

4. A Neutron Walks Into a Bar

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks How much?

The bartender says, “For you, no charge.

5. Two Hydrogen Atoms Bumped into Each Other

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.

One said:  Why do you look so sad?

The other responded: I lost an electron.

Concerned, One asked Are you sure?

The other replied I’m positive.

6. Why Does Hamburger Have Lower energy than Steak?

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

A: Because it’s in the ground state.

7. What do You Call a Tooth in a Glass of Water?

Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A. One molar solution.

8. Better Living Through Chemistry

Table of Elements:
C = carbon
Ho = holmium
Co = cobalt
La = lanthanum
Te = tellurium

CHoCoLaTe – Better living through chemistry.

9. What Did the Gambler do With his Cards?

Q. What did the gambler do with his cards?

A. He Palladium.

10. If a Bear in Yosemite, and One in Alaska Fall

Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?

A. The bear in Alaska because it’s polar.

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