Funny Quotes About Friends – Humorous Friendship Quotations
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Here are few of my favorite funny friendship quotes to share with those you love. I hope you enjoy these funny and hilarious friendship quotes as much as I like sharing them with you.
No one can make you laugh quite the way your friends can, and there’s nothing like sharing a few funny friendship quotes with those closest to you to make your day shine a bit brighter.
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Alice Duer Miller
When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re going to meet them all coming down.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Esther M. Clark
Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.