Best Funny Jokes about Women

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1. First Football Game

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.

‘I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,’ she said.
‘What do you mean?’ he asked.
‘Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back.

2. Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

  1. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
  2. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
  3. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
  4. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor’s, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
  5. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put he garbage on the curb.
  6. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
  7. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
  8. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
  9. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone, and finally,  “and the Top 1 reason why God created Eve”
  10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, “I can do better than that.”

3. Things Not To Say During Childbirth

  1. Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
  2. Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
  3. I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
  4. If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
  5. That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
  6. When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
  7. You don’t need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
  8. This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
  9. Oops, Which cord was I supposed to cut?
  10. Stop your swearing and just breathe.
  11. Remember what we learned in Lamaze class, HEE HEE HOO HOO. You’re not using the right words.
  12. Your stomach still looks like there’s another one in there.

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