Great Selection of Women Jokes

{YBA} Doctor says laughing and smiling is better than medicin for health, there is nice funny jokes for women. Everyone enjoy good women humor and funny time. Should be share these decent women jokes collection. My friend says “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

1. Favorite Book of Women

Q. What book do you like the most?
A. Woman: “My husbands checkbook.”

2. Women Problems Jokes

A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, “I have a problem.”
The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, “See that man?”
The police man replies, “Yes, is he watching you?”
She replies, ” NO!, that is the problem!”

3. Woman’s Thinking Level

Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale.
“Well you’re in luck I have two in stock, a man’s brain for $1000, and a woman’s for $100.”
Surprised she asks why the price difference?
“Generally women brains run cheaper because they come to us used.

4. Woman Information

A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who’ll predict her future:
Lady, I’m sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
Don’t tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation.

5.  Me together husband

2 girls meet:
Me & my husband are no longer together…
Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?
No, of course I couldn’t,

Well he couldn’t either.

6. Women Both Mental Patients

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.
Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes ‘Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane ‘saving anothers life’. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom …’

‘Oh no’ Edna replies, ‘that’s where I put him to dry.

7. Women Like Jokes

Why are women like parking spaces ?

Because all the best ones are taken….and the rest are handicapped.

8. Woman Say Something Smart

How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “a man once told me”.

9. Women Girlfriend Jokes

Ive got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I’m just seeing less and less of her.

10. Woman Don’t ask

Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn’t ask about that.

11. Women Smaller then Man

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
So that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

12. Fat Woman Jokes

A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk,
“I would like to see a bikini that fits me.”
Clerk, “me too.”

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