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1. Rhode Island Dumb Laws

Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday.

It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years.

Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine.

It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods of any traveled street or road.

Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days.

It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged.

Newport: You cannot smoke a pipe after sunset.

Providence: You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

2. West Virginia Dumb Laws

Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.

Road Kill may be taken home for supper.

Whistling underwater is prohibited.

No children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions.”

It is unlawful for chickens to lay eggs before 8AM and after 4PM.

When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.

It is illegal to snooze on a train.

According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.

If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.

Alderson: One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

Nicholas County: No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.

Huntington: Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

3. New Hampshire Dumb Laws

You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.

It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.

Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather
its feces.

You may not run machinery on Sundays.

On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

White Mountain Nat. Forest: If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ”maintaining the national forest without a permit”.

4. Vermont Dumb Laws

Whistling underwater is illegal

At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

It is illegal to deny the existence of God

Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week- – on Saturday night.

5. Mississippi Dumb Laws

Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.

Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.

Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine.

Columbus: The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.

Oxford: It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.

Oxford: One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.

Oxford: Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.

Oxford: Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.

Tylertown: It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

6. Kansas Dumb Laws

It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.

It is illegal to hunt whales.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

Dodge City: It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.

Dodge City: All places of business must provide a horse water troft

Lawrence: All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. No one may wear a bee in their hat.

Natoma: It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites.

Russell: Musical car horns are banned

Salina: It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.

Topeka: The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.

Wichita: Before proceeding through the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehicle and fire three shot gun rounds into the air. Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas.

7. North Dakota

Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.

Waverly: Horses are prohibited from sleeping in bathtubs, as well as in the house.

Collierville: Keeping clean can be a chilly proposition, as a law there says all bathtubs must be kept in the backyard.

Fargo: One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

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