Jokes for Kids and Funny Children
{YBA} I was really excited when I finally got the best jokes on kids to make them happy, I will glad to read a jokes for kids that receiving from you, So please send us jokes collection for others enjoyment.
Telling jokes is good for kids, It increases their confidence, helps them to remember a story in order and relate it to others, and stimulates their thinking, Who would have thought something that all kids enjoy could be so useful. So if one of your favorite children is telling you a joke, please be patient, listen carefully, and enjoy it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser
Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp.
Why was the computer so angry?
Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its web sight
Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A. They don’t have the guts.
‘Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out. but I can usually sedate her with four or five doughnuts.’
My gym teacher told me to touch my toes. I said, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?”
Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too,
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nachos Cheese
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick,
Q. What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee
Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow
A: Every lunch it went back for seconds
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf
A: Frostbite
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries
A: A towel
Q: What grows down when it grows up
A: A goose
Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships!
Q: What washes up on small beaches
A: Microwaves
Q: What has four wheels and flies
A: A garbage truck
Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut.
