Top Internet Jokes About Tiger Woods

If you are fan of Tiger Wood, i think you will happy to see tiger woods jokes, jokes on tiger woods and jokes about tiger woods for laughing. jokes about Tiger Woods and his faltering marriage have gone viral in an email quickly spreading across the world. The Vancouver Sun has published the following jokes.

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Tiger made a poor choice. He should have used a driver.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

I hear Tiger’s wife has improved his game. She made him a true scratch golfer.

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How can Tiger Woods be the world’s best golfer? He couldn’t even avoid a water hazard that was right in front of him.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

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Tiger Woods Accident Joke

One of our faithful readers sent us this photo, claims to have snagged in the next day after Tiger Woods got into his car accident. Obviously, we don’t lay claim to the authenticity or anything – but it looks pretty real to us.

On that note, I got into my car this morning and got a few blocks down the road… only to realize… wow! I just out drove Tiger Woods! Ok, that was kinda lame, feel free to add your own (family friendly) Tiger Woods jokes in the comments below.

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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

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What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

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Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

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Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

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Elin Woods was just offered an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. The slogan will be: “Clubs you can beat Tiger with.

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