Santa Banta Sardar Jokes in Hindi – Vibrant Collection
{YBA} Santa Banta jokes are very popular in the Pakistan and especially in Indian culture, even i will say that these hindi jokes are popular in the all forums of the world. Santa Banta character has its own importance at every field like sms, text messages, songs, greetings, quotes and jokes.
Every age, girls, boys, grandfather – all one’s, enjoy this best character, and we should as we really want smiles, and light entertainment in this tough age of competition. I really like this character and often use in my emails, greetings and communication to my friends. As i believe – we should spread smiles with light, clean and funny humor.
Let’s have a look at this funny and beautiful jokes collection of Santa Banta in hindi.
1. Mobile Hello Tune
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
2. Santabanta Thoughts
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
3. Santa and Jasmeet Funny Joke
Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
4. Best Humor
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?
5. Sardar Vocabulary
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
6. Latest Drinking & Driving Concept
Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je Speed breaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
7. Amazing Hindi Funny Joke
Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!
8. Love of Nurse
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.
9. Very Funny
Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon…
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.
10. Santa Banta Friendship
Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.
I hope you will like this best collection. I will say again, spread smiles by forgiving and forgetting all bad stuff and memories. Stay in touch to receive quality contents.
