Short and Naught Cell Phone Jokes Free
{YBA} Mostly peoples type a short jokes on cell phone and like to read short and most naughty cell phones jokes in free time or outing time. And total free persons like a every type of jokes on cell phone and mobiles.
1. A Talkative Public Bathroom – Cell Phone Jokes
Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall…
– Hi there, how is it going?
Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn’t know what to say so finally I say:
– Not bad…
Then the voice says:
– So, what are you doing?
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:
– Well, I’m going back to Colorado…
Then I hear the person say all flustered:
– Look I’ll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.
2. Women Drivers Naughty Phone Jokes
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone.
3. Missing Cell Phone – Joking about Cell Phones
A guy (we’ll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman’s home.
As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette.
Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing.
He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there.
Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.
When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.
“Aaron, The carpet looks wonderful!” she exclaimed. “Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, by the way, have you seen my cellphone?
4. Blondes First Cell Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone.
The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it’s her husband:
Hi honey, he says “how do you like your new phone?.
And she replies:
I just love it, it’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there’s one thing I don’t understand though.
What’s that, baby?,” asks the husband.
How did you know I was at Wal Mart?
5. How do cells communicate?
Q: How do cells communicate?
A: By cell phone.
