18 Love Marriage Quotes for Ideal Life
{YBA} In this post we are writing a quotes on love marriage or love marriage quotations. Every one can write big nice quotations on love marriage. “What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. Nathaniel Hawthorne.” Sweet 18 Love Marriage Quotes Collection
Joan Didion
In the early years, you fight because you don’t understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do.
Larry Gelbart, M*A*S*H, “Bulletin Board,” original airdate 14 January 1975, spoken by the character Frank Burns
Marriage isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
Helen Rowland
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Elizabeth Hardwick, Seduction and Betrayal, 1974
In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin – consideration for their feelings. As it usually turns out this is an enormous, unthinkable inflation few men will remit, or if they will, only with a sense of being overcharged.
Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Jean Kerr, Mary, Mary, 1960
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Author Unknown
Marriage changes passion – suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up.
Grace Hansen
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
John Allan Dalrymple Anderson
The view that a peptic ulcer may be the hole in a man’s stomach through which he crawls to escape from his wife has fairly wide acceptance.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.
Jerry Hall
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Richard Steele, The Spectator
The marriage state, with or without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of Heaven and Hell we are capable of receiving in this life.
Henry Louis Mencken, “Sententiae,” A Book of Burlesques, 1920
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
Robert Brault,
A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master’s voice for the sake of his master’s touch.
Andre Maurois
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
Elbert Hubbard
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
Lyndon B. Johnson
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
