Sweet Jokes on Sardar’s Real Life

{YBA} Sardar is a cute innocent character, We are writing a latest funny jokes on sardar for making you happy and relax. Read and send your other friends and enjoy best time of life.  A joke is a short story of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous.

These jokes will normally have a punchline  that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have fallen flat.

1. Sardar Jokes

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
What the guys are doing asked the sardar.
We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize, replied one
runner.
Only the winner will get prize, Then why others are participating?
Exclaimed the Sardar

2. Santa Banta Jokes

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj zara thodi tabiyat kharab hai na.

3. Sardar Ki Maot

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola mai nu lagya koi photo khinch raiya ae.

4. Sardar is Sleeping

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, I’m seeing how I look while sleeping.

5. Sardar’s Big Gift

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?
,
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

6. Innocent Sardar

Santa: sardar Your daughter has died.
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor,
,
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter,
At 25th floor: I’m unmarried.

7. Sardar Examination
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

8. Intelligent Sardar

Ek din Ek daku sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula
SONA kahan hai sardar g?
Sardar ny jawab diya,
Ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja.

9. Murga be Sardar hy

Sardar went to hotel,  and ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.,
Surdar: Dil kithe hai?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag kithe hai?
Waiter: Murga bhe SARDAR tha.

10. Sardar ki Sister

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts
Oye, mashoka le ker kahan nikle ho,
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says,
Oye, mashoka hogi teri, Meri to behan hai.

11. Hamsaya Sardar ka Baap

sardar prepared only one essay “Friend” for his exam.
But in exam he got “Father” essay.
so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this,
I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.
But i have lots of Girl fathers. My best father is my neighbour.

12. Happy Sardar

Ek sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2 sardar said good shot.

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