Short Cow Jokes for Kids and Children

{YBA} In this post some mini short jokes of cow one-liner for all,  Jokes about dairy cows for fun and happiness. Huge collection of animal jokes are available at net and we collect the question answer jokes on cow animal.

1. A Bunch of Cows and Bulls

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the

All the cows stand up and go back to their chewing.

Pretty soon, an even stronger wind blows through and all of the cows are knocked to the ground, but the bulls just munch on the grass.

Next, a bona fide tornado comes through and all the cows are knocked clean into the next pasture. The bulls just say, “Mooo…”

Finally, one of the cows walks up to one of the bulls and says, “Moo? Is that all you can say? How come the wind always knocks us right over and you just stand there?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” the bull replies. “We bulls wobble, but we don’t fall down.

2. Why Did the Blonde Buy a Brown Cow?

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?

A: To get chocolate milk.

3. Go to Moo-vies

Q: What do cows do for entertainment?

A: Go to moo-vies.

4. What Band is a Cow Favorite?

Q: What band is a cow favorite?

A: Moody Blues

5. Which Job is a Cow most Suited for?

Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?

A: Baker. Because they’re making cow pies regularly.

6. Cow on the Track

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

“What’s going on?” she yells out the window.

“Cow on the track!” replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

She leans out the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?

7. Mad Cow?

One farmer says to another farmer that he had to shoot one of his cows? “Was it mad?” asks the other farmer. The farmer replies “Well it wasn’t very happy about it”.

8. A Cowboy Lost His Favorite Bible

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the

Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”

“Not really,” said the cow. Your name is written inside the cover.

9. What Do You Call a Grumpy Cow?

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?

A: Moo-dy

10. Mad Cow Disease

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, “I’m telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I’ve heard it’s spreading so fast that it’s already on Farmer Rubin’s land just down the road!”

The second cow replied, So what? It doesn’t affect us chickens.

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