Short Funny Jokes about Arabs

{YBA} Selection of short jokes on Arabs just for enjoyment, If you are looking for Arab joke text collection then your search ends here. These jokes are full of wit, humor and intelligence.

1. 100 Camels for Wife

US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”

After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”

The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”

The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”

2. Two Arabs are Sitting in a Gaza Strip Bar

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

“This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr.”

“This is my second son. He is a martyr also.”

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
“They blow up so fast, don’t they?.

3. Iraqi Banking

An Iraqi goes to the bank to get his salary from a French Company. The Saudi manager of the bank asks him to sign on the back of the check.

“That’s humiliation,” shouts the Iraqi, “why should the French sign on the front and I sign on the back. I want my money NOW!”

The Saudi refuse to pay him and the Iraqi keeps shouting in the bank then the American high manager comes with a 5kg hammer and knocks the Iraqi on the head.

After 5 minutes the Iraqi wakes up, signs the back of the check and gets his money. The Saudi clerk goes to the Iraqi and asks, “Tell me why you didn’t sign the check the first time but signed it later on?”

The Iraqi said, You missed the point, you just told it to me, but the American explained it.

4. During the 7-day Arab-Israeli War

During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: Hey Abdul, are you there?.

5. Transcript from Arab Meeting

Actual transcript from meeting of “Arab Community Organizations of Any-town.

#1: I am the leader.

#2: No, I am the leader, you are not the leader.

#3: No, he is the leader, I am the President.

#2: Are your saying I’m not the leader?

#4: Wait, I am the leader.

On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Abdul.

The second night, another Israeli yelled out, “Hey Mohammed, are you there?”

On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.

On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled “Hey Moshe, are you there?”

The Israelis yelled back, “No, Moshe isn’t here but is that you, Achmed?”

Achmed stood up and said “Yeah?” and the Israelis took out the machine guns and mowed down Achmed.

6. Life in the Islamic Football League

It’s hard to find quality field-goal kickers for the Islamic Football League, because league rules allow for kickers who miss from inside 30 yards to have their feet amputated.

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