Hilarious Naughty SMS Text Messages

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Two prostitutes were talking:
We’re in the best business in the world
Why’s that then?
Well, we’ve got it, we sell it, and we’ve STILL got it.

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C,
it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it.
Stdnt said, sir i love you and you love you’r daughter.
it means i love you’r daughter

A baby dog asks mama dog
How papa looks like.Mama dog said
Your dad came from behind I do not
have the chance to see its face carefully

Skin meets Skin
When iz that
the skin meets skin
hair meets hair
n balls disappear
dirty mind
its when
you BLINK your EYES.

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain?
Chalo Hein to ye bhi aansu,
bass zara rasta bhatak gaye hain

Hr laal rang RED ni hota
Hr murda DEAD ni hota
Kaisy kahoon pr ya he sach hy
Hr koi aap ki tarah MAD ni hota
MAD bolay to


When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way…
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness.

Never reject a girl in life becoz a good girl gives you Happiness
and bad girls gives you experience.
. Both are essential in life…So enjoy every girl Friend.

What happened to your mobile?
i was trying to call you but i got this message
welcome to the jungle network
the monkey you are trying to call is on tree please try later.

Last night I coudnt sleep. I wanted your warm against my skin. I wanted you on me.
I wanted to feel you alll over my body.. but I cudnt find yoU! Where did I put my PYJAMAZ?.

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