Hilarious Jokes of Football

{YBA} Jokes About sports football you will find a good assortment of jokes about football, players and the super bowl. We have brings the best jokes on football to you.

We poke fun at sports, teams, individuals or funny fans, they have been specially selected from the reader persons. If you have any nice and hilarious jokes to send us plz.

Q: What is the difference between Everton FC and Foot And Mouth?
A: Foot And Mouth made it to Europe,

At the end of the day, football means not having to go to Sainsburys on Saturday.

Q.Who are the most indispensable men in international soccer competition?
A.The riot police.

A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet.

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out “Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup.” Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive.”

British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.

Our club manager won’t stand for any nonsense. Last Saturday he caught a couple of fans climbing over the stadium wall. He was furious. He grabbed them by the collars and said, “Now you just get back in there and watch the game till it finishes.”

Q: How could you kill a Brentford fan when he’s drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.

Come in number 10

After argentina’s attempt to retire diego maradonna’s number 10 shirt was rejected by FIFA, the Argentinian manager has allocated the shirt to the third goalkeeper, meaning that the argentine number 10 will be allowed to use his hands.

No change there then.
Ulrika Jonson was caught masturbating with a mobile phone the other day… Not the first time she’s had an Eriksson up her then, – Nice one David.

Q: What’s the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: Why is the Oakland football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common?
A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say “Oh, Jesus.”

A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating his new recruits. “Well,” he said, “I take ’em out in the woods and make ’em run. The ones that run round the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run straight into the trees, I turn into linemen.”

Q: What’s the difference between the Green bay Packers and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.

Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four blokes watching a football game.

The Definition of an optimist:
A Buffalo Bills fan waiting at Buffalo Niagara International Airport for the Bills to return from winning the Super Bowl.

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. – George Will.

The L.A. Rams have a new line of cologne. It’s a little different though; you wear it and the other guy scores.

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