Short Bank jokes of The Day

{YBA} Hello respectable everyone, These new and best collection of bank short jokes text messages are in English, and also available in Hindi and Urdu languages.  You may share these Funny short jokes for laughing.

1. Online Banking Jokes for Fun

TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?

CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?

TECH: We’re an Internet service provider, ma’am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking.

CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that?

TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank.

CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out?

TECH: I’m not sure I understand?

CUSTOMER: You know…Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?.

2. Iraqi Banking Just a Joke

An Iraqi goes to the bank to get his salary from a French Company. The Saudi manager of the bank asks him to sign on the back of the check.

That’s humiliation, shouts the Iraqi, why should the French sign on the front and I sign on the back. I want my money NOW,

The Saudi refuse to pay him and the Iraqi keeps shouting in the bank then the American high manager comes with a 5kg hammer and knocks the Iraqi on the head.

After 5 minutes the Iraqi wakes up, signs the back of the check and gets his money. The Saudi clerk goes to the Iraqi and asks, “Tell me why you didn’t sign the check the first time but signed it later on?”

The Iraqi said, You missed the point, you just told it to me, but the American explained it.

3. Insufficient Funds Joke for Smile

A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice,
I did? What did I tell you? said the dad.

You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.

What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the state,” he said. “there must be some mistake.

I don’t think so, she sniffed. They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.

4. Customer Service Joke of Bank

I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance, she leaned over and pushed me.

5. Bank Name joking for Bank

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday.

Suppose we open a savings account for you? mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.

It’s your account, darling, mother said as they arrived at the bank, so you fill out the application.

Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for ‘Name of your former bank. After a slight hesitation, she put down Piggy.

6. Loan Arithmitic for Jokes

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ‘If you had ten dollars, said the teacher, ‘and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?

Ten, said Little Johnny firmly.

Ten? the teacher said How do you make it ten?

‘Well,’ replied Little Johnny ‘You may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it.

7. The Banker Fell Overboard

The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.

The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, Can you float alone?

Obviously, the banker replied, “but this is a heck of a time to talk business.

8. Daughter in College

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education?

As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?

9. If You Owe the Bank $100

If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

10. A Tried and Trusted Employee

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.

The banker said, Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.

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