Uproarious Short Baseball Jokes for Smile

{YBA} There is few collection of short jokes on baseball fun for spending a happy time with your friends, cousins and family. Should be share to your all close persons.

1. Why Did the Baseball Player Take His Bat

Q: Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library?

A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books.

2. What is the Difference Between Yankee Fans

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

3. Yogi Berra’s Catch

A couple of Yogi Berra’s teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch – but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.

4. What Takes Longer Running from First Base

What takes longer, running from first base to second, or from second to third?

Second to third, because you have to go through a shortstop.

5. Why Did the Baseball Player go to Jail?

Q: Why did the baseball player go to jail?

A: Because he was caught trying to steal 2nd base.

6. Why Does it Get Hot After Baseball Game?

Q: Why does it get hot after baseball game?

A: Because all the fans leave.

7. A Conceited new Rookie

A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game. The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, Darn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going.

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