Stop Laughing – Best Funny SMS

We have a very nice collection of some interesting, beautiful and unique best funny sms text messages here. You can also send funny SMS to your friends. So let’s get started and don’t forget to subscribe to our newsletter to keep track on our next post in this series. Let’s have a look at these latest collection in detail.

1. Diff B/W Ignorance & Selfcontrol

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control

2. Basanti in Kutto Ke Aage Mat Naachna

Veeru:basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna.
Sardarji sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.

3. Raat Muje Ek Aadmi Ne Chaku Dikhakar Loot Liya

sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar – wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

4. A Boy with a Sweet Girl

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
.
On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There’s no money in your account.

Boy:
I know,
But, you can’t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed

5. Boy and Girl of Class 2 asked Teacher

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”

6. Boy to Girl

Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho!
Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khara hai?

7. Ek Bhikari Ki Lottery Lagi

Ek Bhikari Ki Lottery lagi to Us ne Masjid banwai.
2nd Bhikari:
Tu ne Masjid Q banwai?

1st:
Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela hi Bheek maango ga